23 June 2011

{23june2011: A love letter to Mango}

Dear Mango
I know there will be many other bitches vying for your attention, but come on, how can you resist this:
I know I know, that picture is from when I was a tiny pup, but the floozyness is still there.
We all know how much you love to flash your dangly bits so I know you aren't going to shy away from my picture above.

We're two good looking doggies, we'd be the envy of all other couples. We'd be like the Brangelina of the dog blog world. We could be Mangin or Manwin or Dargo.
I love you with all my butt. I'd say heart, but my butt is bigger. 
Love, Darwin

Uh oh. I just read my horoscope for the day (I'm an Aquarius) and it says this "Don't 
become too infatuated with what the masses are infatuated with. Avoid trends."
I think the masses are going to be going after you... maybe I should withdraw my love letter.

{Brooke here: don't be offended by Darwin's love letter. She's trying out her skills at online dating to win a date with Mango}


  1. You two would be a great couple ;)


  2. Good luck, Darwin, if that is what you really want!


  3. Hey, if that's where your heart is. Cool.

  4. Haha! I love the line--I love you with all my butt. I'd say heart, but my butt is bigger. LOL!!

  5. Good luck Darwin, you would make a gorgeous if not drooly couple, for sure. Thanks Brooke for your kind thoughts for our family. No worries, love Carol.

  6. Oh man. I haven't got a chance.


  7. I vote for Dargo.

    No worries Ruby, Mabel has no chance either!

  8. Way to go Darwin girl!

    You certainly set your stall our to get Mango!

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

  9. Miss Darwin! You are so beautiful and full sized and athletic. Sigh. This is a very difficult contest for the Mango.


  10. Now that would be a match made in heaven!

  11. you are HILARIOUS! my mommy is laughing SO hard! the "i love you with all my butt" had her in stitches!

    Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

    Coco The Princess, Lady Godiva & Truffle

  12. Darwin...you should win the date for sure!! ;) Looks like you had a great hike at Bridal Veil Falls....were the alpacas fun to sniff?


  13. You would be the most elegant piece of eye candy on the Mango's arm, in addition to being a LOT of fun to chase around the yard. You know mama has a soft spot for Great Danes; she might even have to vote for you. Love the Hollywood combo name - we like Dargo.

    Jed & Abby

  14. Darwin, we think you wrote a very sweet love letter to Mango and should be at the top of the list when he is considering his final choice. Lots of luck to you.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  15. Darwin! I never realised you were such a hussy!! Hee! Hee!

    I loved that line about your butt being bigger - ha! ha!

    Honey the Great Dane

  16. I think "Dargo" has a nice ring to it!
    And if things don't work out with Mango ... how does Ziwin sound to you? Ha roo roo roo!
    Play bows,