The hotel we were visiting had stuffed monkeys for sale, with the proceeds being donated to local charities. Charity donation + stuffed monkey for Darwin = sale.
{mmm monkey}
(I just had a vision of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they are eating monkey brains.)
{nom nom nom nom}
{must get rid of those eyes!}
It took a few days but the monkey eventually lost his other eye as well (she never tries to swallow the plastic eyes, just rips them out and spits them to the side). I'm sure when Jason gets back this poor eyeless monkey will be used in a tug of war match with Dar and he'll be left in pieces.
