Friday is the older, serious sorority sister, more mature, less inclined to party all night, always a look of concern on her face, more likely to stay at home reading (or chewing) a book rather than get wasted at the frat house. She'd be the mom of the house.
She'd either grow up to be a librarian or Hillary Clinton, opting for a pant suit over a mini skirt:
Juneau on the other hand would be the young party girl, tons of energy and always looking for a good time. She's quite the ham and loves posing for the camera.
She would be Kim Kardashian. And like Kim, Juneau is sensitive about her behind.
And finally Darwin. Darwin would be the spoiled baby of the group, who loves to play but loves attention more and acts like a princess.
She would be none other than Paris Hilton.
Who would your pet be?!